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[VIDEO] Big Time-- "Big Time N-gga!" (MAKING THE BAND 4 SPOOF)

I don't even need to give this a drawn-out intro. The Uncomf'tables (Affion Crockett, John O.) with the help a few equally crazy cats (Damaine Radcliffe, Kel Mitchell, etc.) are at it again, bringing you the latest installment of their very popular Making The Band spoof series. This pretty much makes up for that dismal-as-hell season the actual series had. No need to explain...except one thing. If you've just recently caught on to the spoof craze, PLEASE adhere to the warning at the beginning of the vid.

Now come on y'all, let's go get wet... LMAO

MAKING THE BAND 4 S3 Ep. 1: The B*tch Is Back!

F-CK DIDDY. CRYS BREEZY IS BACK WITH THE RE-CAPS, Y'ALL! And you know I had to start with our fave show to hate... MAKING THE BAND!

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Let’s see if I still remember how to do this, son. ::cracks knuckles::

A lil’ rusty, being as though I haven’t done this in almost 6 months. By episode 3, I suspect the venom will be oozing out of my pores.

Ahh!! Yet, ANOTHER Season of MAKING THE BAND!! Are we completely ecstatic about this?! ::crickets::

Before I go into this, let me just ask y’all... what do you think about the intro?

Yeah, I know. MAAAD EXTRA.

Diddy: "WE MAKE BANDS HERE!" (WHY HE DIDN’T MENTION HIS BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT DA BAND?!)

But we get the gist: all THREE of these corny-a*s-acts-we-love are going on the road. GREAT! But omg, Soulja Boy is going on tour too, I can't afford both, which one shall I ever attend?!?!?!?!  

It’s great to see that some of the things that we fondly (PLEASE NOTE THE SARCASM) associate with this show are still there.. Aubrey still looks like the spokeswoman for Valtrex (I mean, really, did you see the fake hug Donnie gave her? That hug was drenched with "I ain’t tryna hug you, I can still feel the injections from the clinic!") Speaking of which, Donnie still can’t find his groove (SEPTEMBER 2^nd RELEASE? WE ARE REALLY IN A MUSIC RECESSION I GUESS).

And Diddy STILL hasn’t found the right ADD drug (hence, the random "Diddy Fit Club" infomercial...anyway)

But just as some things stayed the same, some things switched up a bit, like ya girl D. Woods finally tamed that beast growing out of her scalp.

AND SPEAKING OF BEASTS... somethings came full circle. GUESS WHO GOT PULLED BACK RIGHT BEFORE THEY JUMPED OFF THE "MY CAREER FAILED, I MIGHT AS WELL" BRIDGE?!